The human known as Gameshow Host once had a name, an IQ of 153 and a personality. But no more! After extensive cranial surgery executed by three hyper-intelligent apes from the future, Gameshow Host has the career he's always dreamed of! He's the host of the fabulous variety show contest Impress These Apes!

Gameshow Host is a recognized master of such diverse disciplines as walking upright, carrying things, talking to people, memorizing important phrases, almost paying attention, and going poo-poo on the potty and instead of on the rug.

The Chicago Reader raves "[Gameshow Host] convincingly behaves like he has had a frontal lobotomy."

Gameshow Host would like to thank his shirt, his left hand, and carrots.