THOMAS WHITTINGTON lives in a hole in Lakeview and emerges at night to rock your socks off. He is proud to be a contestant on Impress These Apes and thanks you for your support! Check him out at The Annoyance Theatre in Coed Prison Sluts, at I.O. with Fat Kid, and in the CVS checkout line at 1am weeknights with Oreos and Spicy Chili Doritos. Thomas is especially pleased to be given the chance to do crazy shit, with one week's notice, for an audience. Special thanks to Jenny, Mick, Jen, Jordan, and the Whittingtons.